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Subject: An ex-girlfriend I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoytogether. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook upand maybe rekindle a little of that magic. Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now ... I'm abit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said,"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistbandthat's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch.
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THANKS FOR THAT RANDOM STORY...EVERYBODY IN THIS FORUM IS A LITTLE MORE STUPID NOW.
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that made me smile...
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THANKS FOR THAT RANDOM STORY...EVERYBODY IN THIS FORUM IS A LITTLE MORE STUPID NOW.
Blow me.. It was a joke.. I thought it was funny...
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I can't believe people didn't realize it was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was a joke...I thought he was serious. Just kidding.
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There is a Marine in Iraq Laughing his A$$ of right now!!!!
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There is a Marine in Iraq Laughing his A$$ of right now!!!!
Excellent. Glad to hear it. but nothing compared to you guys over there busting your stones everyday so we can be back here giving you guys a laugh or two. Thank you.
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I can't believe people didn't realize it was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even I got that one!!!!
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I can't believe people didn't realize it was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was going to post the same thing. People are getting bent out of shape for nothing.
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Lmao

thats the best story ive heard in the last week.
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LMFAO!!!!!! Okay that was hysterical, MP!!!!!
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Subject: An ex-girlfriend I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoytogether. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook upand maybe rekindle a little of that magic. Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now ... I'm abit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said,"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistbandthat's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch.
I knew it was a joke coming from you...
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Do I need to add a "[joke]" to the title?
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