Two old gentlemen are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first says to the second , "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second replies, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first then says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second drawls, "Well, she is tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."