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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-25-2005, 09:50 PM Thread Starter
 
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Two old gentlemen are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first says to the second , "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second replies, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first then says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second drawls, "Well, she is tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."
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He bored... what do you expect....
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Just cleaning out my old email.. Plus I am working on a friend's pc installing updates so yes I am bored.. Service Pack 2 takes FOOOOOOORRRRREVVVVEERRR...
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True SP2 does take a long time... maybe somebody needs a gameboy... too
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some more funny ****.
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