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Mother In Law's Death **THIS IS A JOKE**

MOTHER IN LAW'S DEATH

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
here in the Holy Land for $ 150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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MOTHER IN LAW'S DEATH

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
here in the Holy Land for $ 150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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"A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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