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Important things to find in a woman ***THIS IS A JOKE***

1. It is important to find a woman who works
around the house, occasionally cooks and
cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes
you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who is
dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a woman who's
good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four women
never meet.
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I dont find ANY humor in that MP, there is nothing but FACT there!!! LOL
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Mine is all of those wrapped in one.
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Mine is all of those wrapped in one.

So Pig, your woman has 4 personalities??? LOL Which on is it today or this week?
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MP - you know me so well!
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So Pig, your woman has 4 personalities??? LOL Which on is it today or this week?
Pretty much, we're identical. I actually cook b/c she can't and I like to cook anyway, but other than that, the list is dead on.
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that is a nice, true joke. lol
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Pretty much, we're identical. I actually cook b/c she can't and I like to cook anyway, but other than that, the list is dead on.

Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL
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Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL
Well, I'm sure there's a beaver in the house. Probably has something to do with # 4.
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I'm with you guys... this sounds just like my wife... all 4 of those and she's crazy enough to stay with me! So it works well in this case!!




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Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL
We have 4 dogs and don't want kids.
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Well, I'm sure there's a beaver in the house. Probably has something to do with # 4.
I had a post at BCF about some weird **** a couple weeks ago. But, this is a family friendly forum, you know.
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I'm with you guys... this sounds just like my wife... all 4 of those and she's crazy enough to stay with me! So it works well in this case!!
your wife reading the forum now Chris....trying to score points or what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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You were a little hard on the beaver last night Ward..

You know what Ward got to say mfr? Beotch better have my money.. That's all.
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your wife reading the forum now Chris....trying to score points or what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nope, just happen to be a happily married guy!!

Yeah yeah I know... sappy sap




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How long have you been married?
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Let's see my ex-wife fits ZERO of those categories.. Maybe that is why I dumped her to the curb.. Now for round 2 I am confident I have all 4 categories covered.. Learned my lesson the first time..
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Let's see my ex-wife fits ZERO of those categories.. Maybe that is why I dumped her to the curb.. Now for round 2 I am confident I have all 4 categories covered.. Learned my lesson the first time..
I hear you loud and clear my friend. I've learned too. Zero the first time around...got all 4 covered on this next one!
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Nope, just happen to be a happily married guy!!

Yeah yeah I know... sappy sap

You might be happy, but the question is, is the wife happy? But then again there is always the mail man/ lady! LOL

Just remember its not cheating if its your dog........ITS YOUR DOG!!!
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