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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-18-2005, 03:24 PM Thread Starter
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Some thoughts for today

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
5 Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
21. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
in the same night.
23. There is a fine line between "hobby" and mental illness."
24. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-18-2005, 07:56 PM
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useful in a cynical way
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Good thoughts you got going on

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2005, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ShanMan14
Yep, and #8 and 11.
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2005, 11:59 AM
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All pretty good.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-2005, 12:53 PM
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LMAO. MP, your like a big bucket of 's LOL
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