Well this sunday My wife comes in the room with a card and says "happy anniversary" well i must have turned white as a ghost, she looks at me and says, "you forgot, didnt you?" Now i start mumbling and i say , "no". (she always knows when im lying...) ....so i open the card, my hands are shaking etc....so she leaves the room..
now before the young ladies in here call for me to be shot and hanged, ive been married for 27 years and have never ever forgot my anniversary, in fact i usually send yellow roses to her at work, take her away for a nice weekend, or night on the town etc, but this time i just plain forgot...I blame my dam daughters for not reminding me.
so I tell her im gonna go get her car washed, and i shoot down the florist....i tell the girl there my predicament and tell her she has to get a dozen roses delivered to her like now...she agrees to get them delivered asap..so $80.00 later I run to get a card, get the car washed and go home.....the flowers come about an hour later...she answers the door, says ooooh, and i give her the card...
now she says, "you just got these today didnt you?"
...again i say "of course not" (dont think she bought it) she really hasnt said too much about it but i know she knows i forgor our anniversary, shes not mad or anything but i just feel bad and i just cant beleive that i forgot it...but ill make it up to her somehow........
i guess i deserve these