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<< DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
>
> > > 40-ish.............................................49
> > > Adventurous....................................Sle pt with everyone
> > > Athletic.......................................... .No tits
> > > Average looking...............................Ugly
> > > Beautiful......................................... Pathological liar
> > > Contagious Smile............................Does a lot of pills
> > > Emotionally Secure.........................On medication
> > > Feminist.........................................F at
> > > Free spirit.......................................Junki e
> > > Friendship first................................Former slut
> > >Fun.............................................. ..Annoying
> > > New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
> > > Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
> > > Open-minded..................................Desperate
> > > Outgoing........................................Lo ud and Embarrassing
> > > Passionate.....................................Slo ppy drunk
> > > Professional....................................Bi tch
> > > Voluptuous......................................Ve ry Fat
> > > Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
> > > Wants Soul mate.............................Stalker
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > 1. Yes = No
> > > 2. No = Yes
> > > 3. Maybe = No
> > > 4. We need = I want..
> > > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > > 7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not
> > > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > > 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> > > 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > MEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > > 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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