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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-13-2005, 10:21 AM Thread Starter
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How to avoid a speeding ticket

Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces
between you and the cars around you ?

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they
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When I say those (last year) I wanted to tie them to my bike... and always look back every few seconds while I pass a car....

So anybody know where I can get some??
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That's f'n awesome.

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Someone find those online. I'll order me a couple, tie them to the 7R, and ride it to work in Detroit rush hour everyday!!! That will be some funny ****.


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Saw those a while back maybe 6 monthes ago, thought that was here but maybe it was riderforums.com

Would be fun for bout 10 minutes though. if i remember right they are like $70 or something for a set. Bit to expensive for something ud get sick of right away... theyd drag too bad and pull on ya to carve cnayons with em or waste your time touring at the expensiveof the bike not feeling right.

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When I say those (last year) I wanted to tie them to my bike... and always look back every few seconds while I pass a car....

So anybody know where I can get some??
By looking at the side of his truck I'm gonna guess www.nonstopaction.com
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Too funny.. No no no Chev - not Detroit - Dearborn bro.. Of course then no one would think anything was amiss if you drove around Dearborn like that..

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Saw those a while back maybe 6 monthes ago, thought that was here but maybe it was riderforums.com

Would be fun for bout 10 minutes though. if i remember right they are like $70 or something for a set. Bit to expensive for something ud get sick of right away... theyd drag too bad and pull on ya to carve cnayons with em or waste your time touring at the expensiveof the bike not feeling right.
You put helium in them so they float.
My luck I would get a ticket for obstructing traffic and or one for littering. Because they came loose at speed.
It would be worth it.

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By looking at the side of his truck I'm gonna guess www.nonstopaction.com
Did you happen to LOOK at that site before posting it? LOL

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Did you happen to LOOK at that site before posting it? LOL
I didn't but that's
maybe kill some time there

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Did you happen to LOOK at that site before posting it? LOL
No, what's on it?
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LOL thats great... im pretty sure that was the site at one time.. but like all names including Action in the site.. some certain ppl bought it and made it into a compleltey different site

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