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Almost NWS LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Colin's day

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

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Still funny!

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Mmmmm...hair Pie.
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Mmmmm...hair Pie.
Might know you would like it!

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Mmmmm...hair Pie.

LOL, I can't hear hair pie without picturing the asian guy form revenge of the nerds... "ohhhh...Hair Pie..."


and then booger.... 'We've got BUSH! WEVE GOT BUSH!'


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