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View Poll Results: If your woman asked would you start peeing sitting down?
Hell no - are you crazy? You think I'm some kind of bitch or something? 13 59.09%
Tinkle tinkle little star - that would be so special like my pink panties 1 4.55%
Only if she blew me twice a day 8 36.36%
Yes I would because I am scared of her 0 0%
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Peeing Sitting Down

So something funny - the other day I am going to take a piss and she says hey why can't guys just pee sitting down - it would be a whole lot cleaner, etc. I said yeah and we'd probably look pretty cute in a pink leotard and with our balls cut off leaving nothing left of our manhood.. So answer the pole there fellas.. I assume you are on the same page as me..

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Im currently living the wonderful single life (which is wonderful) but if this was a few months earlier than my answer would be:

Not even if she blew me twice a day.

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LMFAO, there's no way I'd sit and pis. I don't care if she blew me twice a day, I'd tell the Beotch to F off.
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it is twice a day..thats 365*2 when ever and where ever......it might be worth it......does she have a tongue ring?



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Why didn't you ask her if she could start peeing standing up so you don't have to keep putting the seat down...




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I figured this would be a lively topic.. Good stuff.. lol..

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Why didn't you ask her if she could start peeing standing up so you don't have to keep putting the seat down...
even when i am home alone for a couple days or at a resturante or whatever i always put it down when i done.....it a habit....i am trained.....what else is there to say
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even when i am home alone for a couple days or at a resturante or whatever i always put it down when i done.....it a habit....i am trained.....what else is there to say
Yeah, but you were trained by your mom and sister, not a g/f.

I selected, "only if she blew me twice a day". Besides, I pee sitting down when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool, so why not the rest of the time if I'm getting 2 BJ's a day for it?

But, it IS funny that you brought this up. I dated a girl in Utah who had a friend that made her husband pee sitting down. And the cat-whipped guy agreed to it. I laughed at the girl I was dating when she suggested it. She only blew me once a day but she didn't ask for anything in return. Woulda kept her if she wasn't psycho.

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if she bitched about it, i'd remind that she's a big girl with two working arms, and a damn toilet seat doesn't weigh much! it's not difficult for us to lift it, it can't be that difficult for them to put it down!

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if she bitched about it, i'd remind that she's a big girl with two working arms, and a damn toilet seat doesn't weigh much! it's not difficult for us to lift it, it can't be that difficult for them to put it down!

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Yo mopping my tinkle off of the floor once a week is a whole lot easier than sitting down a couple of times per day.
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UUUMMM Sometimes when Im really drunk I sit and pee.
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where i used to work my boss made the mistake of telling the guys that his wife makes him and his son sit to pee. i dont think he heard the end of that. it was one of the first things they told me when i started there. I kept waiting for her to ask me to sit when we partied at his house. Last i heard she left him. he must of pissed all over the seat.
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Im currently living the wonderful single life (which is wonderful) but if this was a few months earlier than my answer would be:

Not even if she blew me twice a day.

I cannot believe what I am reading. "Not even if she blew me twice a day"??? Thats crazy talk. Hell if she made that deal not only would I pee sitting down but I would also cook dinner and clean the house everyday! Where do I sign up?

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I cannot believe what I am reading. "Not even if she blew me twice a day"??? Thats crazy talk. Hell if she made that deal not only would I pee sitting down but I would also cook dinner and clean the house everyday! Where do I sign up?

Yeah I would be part of that deal. Where is the signup sheet located.
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UUUMMM Sometimes when Im really drunk I sit and pee.
Thats a good idea Twisty!

MP...this is going to rank up there with the TP and bread loaf thread!

I also choose the blow me option!! I was the first one to vote on that...glad to see many others are following suit!




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UUUMMM Sometimes when Im really drunk I sit and pee.
Nah, I just pee on the floor then too.

Although as Drewpy mentioned, the tongue ring might be kinda interesting.

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