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Test for Mental Patients

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time.
This little test should get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
is
the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon,
a
teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket as it is larger than the spoon."


"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."


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Passed. Very first thing I thought was, "screw those options, I'll just flip the drain open."

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I actually thought it through to much.
I said spoon, as to get more water out.
It would just take for ever.

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I failed. I'd just get out and say "empty it your da%# self!"
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Im crazy, i chose the fork.

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Im crazy, i chose the fork.
Ya me too... is this a bad thing or a good thing?




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Ya me too... is this a bad thing or a good thing?
For you?

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For whomever!




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I wanted to know if there were bubbles or not.

Sorry, the toddler is into the bath stage
Put him in the tub, and soon, no more water in the tub.



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I'm a buckethead.

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