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The 10 Commandments of P/W on TWF

1. Numbers do mean everything and having a higher post count is better
2. Content is null and void - quantity always prevails over quality
3. Double and triple posting because your brain is clogged with barley and hops is ok - it evens the playing field
4. Posting worthless threads about 10 commandments of p/w is part of the game
5. Honor thy local postwhore god - that would be Gasman - never ever ever ever never talk poorly about the master of the p/w - maggots will infest your fruit loops and BAAAAAAAAAAAADDD things will happen to you
6. Just because it is a m/c forum doesn't mean you have to post m/c content
7. Coach says its ok to bleed from the ears - keep p/wing
8. Thou shalt not cease and desist postwhoring for any outside distractions - reality sucks p/wing does not - girlfriends nagging, phones ringing, having to go to work are all unacceptable excuses - keep p/wing
9. Thou shalt not postwhore outside of TWF unless it is to practice getting better p/wing on TWF on a similar board in the name of R&D - Please note Gasman will continue to gain numbers on you as you p/w elsewhere and the acceptable length of time to p/w outside of TWF is no more than 5 minutes at a time
10. Above all else thou shalt not worship any false p/w gods that claim they lost their password and had to "re-sign" on or p/w for only a few days and quit due to "obligations" or some other bs
11. Ok I said ten but this is important - don't get caught and

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Surrender the booty, and let me get my hands on that beautiful treasure chest!!

One of these days, I'll actually buy a bike again...
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Surrender the booty, and let me get my hands on that beautiful treasure chest!!

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Yep, it's still funny.

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again all that is needed to create a great thread is just mention p/w'ing and the Post Whore God himself THE DIVINE TYPER, THE ONE THE ONLY, GAS MAN!!



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so much praise to me!

I still don't understand why though? N4S is still the God... at least for now... is it a honary status? LIke we all know that it is just a matter of time till I am the real Is that it?

Either way...thanks for all the praise! I appreciate it!




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N4S is past his prime.. You are now the P/W king..

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N4S is past his prime.. You are now the P/W king..

N4S and myself have long since slowed down from p/wing and Gas Man is the new PostWhore. Way to go Gas Man.

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is this the passing of the old and the comin of a new?



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He's been coming like Jr. at Talledega the whole time.. It was just a matter of time..

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im glad i could witness it first hand



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closer....



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triple post at three hundred , not bad postwhoreing if i must say so myself



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im glad i could witness it first hand
Yeah it is almost like the 2nd coming of christ or something, well not quite but almost.. lol..

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N4S and myself have long since slowed down from p/wing and Gas Man is the new PostWhore. Way to go Gas Man.
Well thanks n stuff! I think?




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