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Is it bad to be a redneck?

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family,
country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
threaten
my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire
irons,
squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I
am
one
of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Ya'll know who ya' are...


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by
the
phrase, "One nation, under God."


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the
10
Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of
"Winter
Festival."


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart
when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect,
and
always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you
aren't
afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids
to
do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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I respect your seriousness but those aren't nearly as funny as the other jokes.
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It really wasn't supposed to be funny!

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I know, I'm just bustin ya.
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I guess I've been one all my life and will be one until I am a dead old man
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"If you've ever called in sick for ****in' your sister, you just might be a redneck."

"If you've ever beat a dog for not getting all the peanut butter up, you just might be a redneck."

Foxworthy needs to let me write his jokes.

In all seriousness, I do all those things above, open all women's doors, etc etc. Must be a southern thing.
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"If you've ever called in sick for ****in' your sister, you just might be a redneck."

"If you've ever beat a dog for not getting all the peanut butter up, you just might be a redneck."

Foxworthy needs to let me write his jokes.

In all seriousness, I do all those things above, open all women's doors, etc etc. Must be a southern thing.

..It must be a Southern thing that Yankees can only aspire to...
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In all seriousness, I do all those things above, open all women's doors, etc etc. Must be a southern thing.
If that's true, then I must be a Southerner trapped in a Yankee's body

That's a good list, I like it.


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