That is very funny.
My sister is the same way. She can't even park her Jeep Cherokee on the driveway. She always overhangs into my brother-in-laws car, it's pathetic. Yet she also doesn't do like 5mph over the speed limit, she stays at or below whatever is posted. She can't even check her mirrors herself! She'll stay in the right hand lane and before she has to make a left turn, she'll wait until there is no traffice for like a 1/2 mile or more then move over, or she'll just wait and make a right turn where she needs to make a left then turn around. All this in a Cherokee and she wants to buy like a 2005 Chevy Suburban XL! WTF? Anyone wanna talk some sense into her? feel free cause my dad and I have tried, she just won't listen.