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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 05-10-2005, 02:14 PM Thread Starter
 
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What men really mean

I'M GOING FISHING"
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY", OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

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Your turning out to be quit the little
Keep up the good work!

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Your turning out to be quit the little
Keep up the good work!
Learning from ^^
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and almost all of them are right. lmao
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Too funny! Keep 'em comin!


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Diva...you are one of those man hattin women are you?




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Diva...you are one of those man hattin women are you?
lol am not...

I'm one of those I get what I want from men type women :P
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Dayuum, that all is just too true ....just don't let my wife read those.

YA THINK???
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lol am not...

I'm one of those I get what I want from men type women :P
That sounds HOTT!!




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The man bashing is catching up with the southerner bashing.
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If my wife ever gets ahold of those im screwed! Not literally of course.
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all you guys are screwed I'm emailing all your wives
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all you guys are screwed I'm emailing all your wives

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all you guys are screwed I'm emailing all your wives
lol. but im afraid that after being married to me for 26 years, my wife knows all of that....unfortunately
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all you guys are screwed I'm emailing all your wives

RUT RO! I'll be good, I promise.

YA THINK???
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you guys make a mental note of this:

I take money bribes
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