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Woman explained!!

WOMAN: Chemical

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: Man
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 120 lbs, but varies from 110 lbs to 260 lbs
OCCURANCE: Copious quanties in all Urban Areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.
1) Surface usually covered with painted film
2) Boils at various temperatures
3) Freezes without any known reason
4) Melts if given special treatment
5) Bitten if incorrectly used
6) Found in various states from Virgin Metal to Common Ore
7) Yeilds to pressure if applied to correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.
1) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3) May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason
4) Insoluable in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5) Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES.
1) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2) Can be a great aid in relaxation
3) Very efficient cleaning agent

TESTS.
1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
2)Turns green when placed next to a better specimen

POTENTIAL HAZARDS.
1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2) Dangerous to posses more than one, although can be maintained at different locations as long as they do not come into contact with each other
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1) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
You know it. I must have teh bling bling
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3) May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason

Yup...that's me!

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Whhhhheeeeee!!!!
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