Originally Posted by PhoenixGirlie
I think I'm in love.
All a MP really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin' and ...... a lil bit...
This message has been brought to you by Mudpuppy Jerky. Yes it is better than crack. When you feel a Mudpuppy Moment coming on just stuff yo' face with some jerky and enjoy. If nothing else it will give you the energy to beat that fool senseless.
Mudpuppy Moment The Defination:
Ever see the movie Falling Down? That is a Mudpuppy Moment. It is the moment when everything is not right with the world and you have had enough. It is time to take no prisoners, put the wife and kids to bed and go looking for dinner. Napalm the village and piss on the ashes. Its just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is *****ed, everybody sucks, you really don't know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off.. A Mudpuppy Moment is when your blood pressure rises through the roof and you just say that is it and take necessary action - such as beating inaminate objects such as keyboards, monitors, drywall, cars, tools, (new one see post above) game controllers, etc. etc. etc. It is the moment where you redefine "going off".. People have pushed your buttons and you are not going to take anymore.
Mudpuppy is pleased to offer Mudpuppy's Corner as a safe haven for postwhores and those who need to vent and go off. There will be no prejudice or judgment here. We may not listen to a word you say but you will never be criticized for "taking it too far" or "whining", etc. Let er rip and you will soon see what a MP Moment is all about..
Here is an example:
1994. The MP / Cherry Hill Lanes Incident. Scene - a smokey bowling alley. MP emerges from the bar with his 10th Long Island after a fresh shot of Jose Cuervo (his 6th shot to be exact). Now the other team feeling MP is vulnerable make some off color comments about how they are going to kick MP's team's ass. MP is not happy. This is war. MP goes up to throw a strike and gets a 7-10 split. After a bad day of work, listening to his team whine, the other team gloat and imbibing enough whiskey and tequila to get a family of 10 drunk MP has had enough. MP takes his brand new $300 ball and smashes it into the gutter in a MP Moment. The fresh metal that was just installed is dented beyond repair. The ball is cracked beyond repair and rolls down a lane like 3 lanes over where some people are getting ready to bowl. MP goes over like nothing happened to the ball return 3 lanes down. Gets his ball and heads over to the hall of fame which is encased in glass. This is not over by far. MP cuses out Earl Anthony and calls him and his cohorts punk bitches. Now it is time to do some damage. MP raises the ball over his head to smash the glass and someone stops him. So after much consoling and a heated discussion with the alley owner MP sits down with his drink in peace. Finally seeing he is calm they return the weapon, err, ball to MP. MP walks over to the trash can and chucks the $300 ball in there, gets his bag and goes home. All in a day's work my mignons.