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Involuntary muscle activity...

A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her ass hole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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wow, that's just wrong.


But seriously...what does it do?
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This thread is wrong in so many ways...Shan
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But seriously...what does it do?
Exactly. It winks.

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Exactly. It winks.
nasty!
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I love it!

Oh yeah and this will probably the first and last time I say this.... I agree with Pig.
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Oh yeah and this will probably the first and last time I say this.... I agree with Pig.
That's what they all say.

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You should see what the cervix does during orgasm...

you think those little swimmers make it to the egg all by themselves? Couple weeks later you're doing this over a baby on the way...
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You should see what the cervix does during orgasm...
What kind of freaky azz camera setup do you have?

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What kind of freaky azz camera setup do you have?
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huh, he must be using the new "condomcam"....heard Samsung was coming out with those.
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