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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-03-2005, 06:49 PM Thread Starter
 
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Get offended lately? funny

If you get offended...get over it.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
> >
> > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > Juan on Juan
> >
> > What is a Yankee?
> > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >
> > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover
> > ?
> > The position of the dirt bag
> >
> > Why is divorce so expensive?
> > Because it's worth it.
> >
> > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends
> > over?
> > Doughnuts!
> >
> > Why is air a lot like sex?
> > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
> > any
> >
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > A golden retriever.
> >
> > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> > Their personalities.
> >
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> > 45 lbs
> >
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and
> > husband?
> > 45 minutes
> >
> > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
> >
> > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > They can't stand criticism.
> >
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
> > sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a
> > new dog?
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> >
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of
> > marrying?
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
> > no intention of driving.
> >
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > Because they have cotton balls.
> >
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was
> > pregnant?
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> >
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > Mace will do that to you.
> >
> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
> >
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> >
> > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> > He walks around saying "Yo."
> >
> > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools
> > use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
> > uses it.
> >
> > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > A different bar.
> >
> > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
> > retarded baby?
> > They named him "Sum Ting Wong
> >
> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm
> > shorter than the other?
> > A speech impediment.
> >
> > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office
> > is flying at half-mast?
> > They're hiring.
> >
> > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
> > northern zoo?
> > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on
> > the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
> >
> > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to
> > say the F word?
> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
> > *BINGO*!
> >
> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale
> > and a southern fairytale?
> > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A
> > southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe
> > this ****..."
> >
> > Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
> > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-03-2005, 07:04 PM
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ok thats some funny ***** there

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good stuff

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some of those are wrong, but funny

Late

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You really need to stop posting this pic. It's showing up too much on the bike forums!
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Ummmm, not very sure why that picture was needed.
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that pic doesn't bother me, i'm just wondering why he's taking pic's of me.that's my last word about it.

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hey mods, u might wanna label this forum NWS...




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hey mods, u might wanna label this forum NWS...

I guess they are going have to trace the IP address.

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