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This one is especially for the men

Tongue Twister

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.

He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."

The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."
"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy b!tch.''
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That's what Graffix is gonna say sooner or later.
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That's what Graffix is gonna say sooner or later.

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That's what Graffix is gonna say sooner or later.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....he'll learn, some day, I hope.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....he'll learn, some day, I hope.
He'll learn what? That treating a woman like a human being and giving her the respect she deserves will get him everywhere? I think he's already learned that. I think he could teach some people here a thing or two Just my
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