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How to clean your toilet and cat!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog


PS - You may have to borrow another cat if you have more than one bathroom. That first cat probably won't go for it again.




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I think I posted this before - Do NOT under any circumstances ever try to give a cat a bath.. Bad idea.. I almost lost a leg because of it.. Gang green is a mfr..
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i never had a problem with my cat, hed just sit there long as u kept a hand over his back.
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I think I posted this before - Do NOT under any circumstances ever try to give a cat a bath.. Bad idea.. I almost lost a leg because of it.. Gang green is a mfr..
Cats are a little
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When I was a kid, we had a cat that actually LIKED the water. We always had to close the bathroom door when we were drawing a bath because the cat would go jump into the bathtub.
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Cats................

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Cats............the other white meat!


I like cats............but I couldn't eat a whole one!!



Actually, truth be told........I'm with you Chev. I hate (most) cats too. They always seem to look at you with contempt, like you owe them something. You feed them, they run away, the scratch you, bite you, they piss on stuff, kill **** and then they come back to be fed again. Like you are their servants.

The only cats that I can truly stand are the ones that are openly friendly and come up to you for attention. I kinda like those cats, but I find them few and far between And I don't like the schitzo ones either, like the ones that let you pat them and everything, and then for no reason will turn around and scratch and/or bite you! WTF is up with that?

On the topic, I really liked that movie "Cats and Dogs". Anybody (care to admit) that they've seen it?

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Here are the appropriate photos for Gas Man's post

The cat first........then, the dog!!
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The cat first........then, the dog!!
OMG I love it!
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Just because I'm bored!
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I don't know Sime... I have never had a cat like the ones you say you hate... both my wife and my cats are GREAT! They are awesome...lovey, cuddly, and cute cats. And I know that if Faze actually posted on here that he would be with me on this.

But then again, my wife and I, run the animal kingdom at our house... 2 cats, 1 dog, and 1 bird. It's virtually the whole food chain!




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Nothing like pets though, but not sure ill ever want a bird, they annoy me, i like cats.

I gotta start looking ound for a new puppy, gona just go look at different breeds and find a halfway smaller dog... 25-40lbs. Prob get a mutt. Want on this time thats not aggressive much, so that prob rules out all the small terriers. and labs and retreivers are too big, so off the top of my head im leaning towards getting some type of hound maybe... But gotta give Max some more time first, dont want to get another to fill the void too soon. I just want another dog, not a Max stand in.
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The bird was 100% the wife...




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[QUOTE=Gas Man]both my wife and my cats are GREAT! They are awesome...lovey, cuddly, and cute cats.QUOTE]

Geez, I had to read that sentence twice!!! I got to "my wife and my cats are great! They are awesome...lovely, cuddly......."

Then I had to turn back and read it again to make sure I got the context correct!!

Yeah, as I mentioned, some cats are nice, and I like those. I just hate the ones that run away from you and look at you with scorn! It's probably just because they are scared though.... might have a lot to do with how they were reared and how much attention they get in their home.

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i believe..........that no matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize a cat.

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I gotta start looking ound for a new puppy, gona just go look at different breeds and find a halfway smaller dog... 25-40lbs. Prob get a mutt. Want on this time thats not aggressive much, so that prob rules out all the small terriers...
My Aunt and Uncle have a Lhasa Apso and Bichon Frise mix. He's definitely in that weight range, doesn't shed, and is a GREAT lap dog. He's not aggressive or hyper, either.
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Ya sorry Sime... the wife and the cats are both cuddly... sorry about the context problems... was in a hurry yesterday going thru the posts....




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