Bryan, Your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team.
(not really, HATE soccer with a passion, almost as much as golf and tennis)
Your ideal insurance claim is
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
Bryan, Your ideal excuse today is
My broker needs to talk with me about diversification.
Your Personnel expected death date is 14 November 2055
You have excatly 18406 days to live. Have a nice day.
(Not fair, Twisty is gonna live longer than me and takes more risks than I do, or so it seems)