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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-28-2005, 11:55 AM Thread Starter
 
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What a kiss taste like?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little

boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know

what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy."

Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants From your Mom

before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass..."
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<gas man picks himself up off the floor>

I was totally thinking something else!!!




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<gas man picks himself up off the floor>

I was totally thinking something else!!!

LMAO, think I was on your line of thinking Gas!
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that was good
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that was good
3BoyzNaBike...your avatar....what one kid got a Hummer and other drives Smart car? LOL Disadvantage and appears a little road rage there. LOL
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That's a good one.
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3BoyzNaBike...your avatar....what one kid got a Hummer and other drives Smart car? LOL Disadvantage and appears a little road rage there. LOL

LOL Yea... he was a little pi$$ed cause he got busted trying to jack the Hummer....so he grabbed a 9oz and got wasted and went after his bro....

Exhibit A: The attemped Hijacking


Exhibit B: The accuser feels he may have had "just a lil bit" too much.....


The defendant pleads: NOT GUILTY


The accuser say's : Paybacks are a B#TCH



(sorry my lil picture story)
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3BoyzNaBike, thats actually makes this thread funny now! LOL Funny picture story. Although it appears as tohugh in the one picture the kid is asking for another "J". I believe he was under the influence of narcotics! THat last picture scares me a little, but at least its not Michael Jackson driving!
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3BoyzNaBike, thats actually makes this thread funny now! LOL Funny picture story. Although it appears as tohugh in the one picture the kid is asking for another "J". I believe he was under the influence of narcotics! THat last picture scares me a little, but at least its not Michael Jackson driving!
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FUNNY, but I thought I was going to get some inside info from a female about the perfect kiss or something. Well, I guess my thesis just might be missing some vital research.
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FUNNY, but I thought I was going to get some inside info from a female about the perfect kiss or something. Well, I guess my thesis just might be missing some vital research.
So many thoughts...so little time.

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