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Wal-Mart WINE!!!!

Wal-Mart Wine

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Consumer research was conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 10:43 AM
 
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I don't think I will ever buy wine for Wal-Mart, I'm not big on wine anyway. Beer or liquer.
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 10:51 AM
 
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lol me an my buddy took his moms wine last weekend casue the beer ran out n we needed somehtign, it was real good shiot, but got us real messed up.

me personally im a beer or shots guy.
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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 11:42 AM
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Will it come in a box?
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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 12:22 PM
 
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Nope......it will come in those metal cans like Hi-C use to come in back in the day!!!
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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 02:26 PM
 
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I thought Two Buck Chuck was the Wal-Mart equivalent?
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post #8 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 02:36 PM
 
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I dont know why Wal-Mart feels theres a niche for this? If they slap Dale Earnhardt Jr. on it im sure it will sell briskly.
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i dont think there is anythign cheaper than boonesfarm. lol
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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 03:49 PM
 
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Boones Farm is the shiz. That stuff has been around when my parents where kids. Strawberry Hill all the way. Oh and screw Wal Mart, I shop @ Tar'get
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post #11 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 03:51 PM
 
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i knew there would be a supporter of the cheapest wine. its like drinking a bottle of fruit juice. prolly take u like 8 bottles to get a buzz.
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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 05:14 PM
 
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Heck no, cheap wine gives you a quick buzz. And a HORRIBLE hangover.

Charles Shaw (2 buck chuck) was the shizzy back in the day, $1.99 from Trader Joes. Then it went downhill in a hurry. Now Sam's Club seems to have the best bulk wine prices (which, oddly enough, is owned by Wal-Mart).

Got a case of red there for $7.xx/bottle. 2002 Beaujolais Villages - Louis Jadot.
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post #13 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-01-2005, 09:45 PM
 
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Boones... that takes me back...
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If it ain't MD 20/20 it ain't worth talking about.. Unless its Night-train or Champipple..
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post #15 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-02-2005, 12:05 AM
 
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At first I thought u were serious.. I wouldnt put it past the Waltons to make this at some point. Hell if u can get ur car fixed, buy groceries, get pictures taken, and play in an arcade, why not get a bottle of Walmarts famous wine to take home!
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post #16 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-02-2005, 09:16 AM
 
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What's that shiz the brothers used to drink back in the day? I think it was Cisco or something like that. They duped it liquid crack. Anyway the girlies in the day used to try to handle that and be all fudged up.
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3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 07-05-2005, 11:52 AM
 
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i knew there would be a supporter of the cheapest wine. its like drinking a bottle of fruit juice. prolly take u like 8 bottles to get a buzz.
Boones is the chit! Nothing better than heading to the Majestic at 2:30am to pick up half a dozen boones Mai Tai's to wash down the THC & Munchies. OH yea!!!!
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