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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-26-2004, 04:15 PM Thread Starter
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You know you're a biker when

Some of this, or alot of this, could go in the Hardley Davidson thread, but since some of it Im sure could pertain to us as well, I thought I'd share it..funny stuff

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN...



- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

- Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer.

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

- You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.

- You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.

- Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement.

- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

- Any day you ride is a good day.

- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.

- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home.

- Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

- You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.

- You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.

- You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start.

- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

- Your garage has more square footage than your house.

- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.

- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.

- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell .

- All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.




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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-03-2004, 02:46 PM Thread Starter
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- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.

-that would be me




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Some of this, or alot of this, could go in the Hardley Davidson thread, but since some of it Im sure could pertain to us as well, I thought I'd share it..funny stuff

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN...



- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

- Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer.

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

- You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.

- You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.

- Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement.

- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

- Any day you ride is a good day.

- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.

- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home.

- Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

- You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.

- You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.

- You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start.

- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

- Your garage has more square footage than your house.

- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.

- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.

- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell .

- All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.


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