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Donkey...Joke with a moral twist!

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going
to town. The boy rode on the donkey &
the old man walked. As they went along
they passed some people who remarked
it was a shame the old man was walking
& the boy was riding. The man & boy
thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he
makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would
walk! Soon they passed some
more people who thought they were
stupid to walk when they had a decent
donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that
shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were
probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they
crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he
fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass good-bye.
Have A Nice Day &
Be Careful With Your Donkey




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That's a winner... good post
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It was funny while it lasted...

But what about the moral of the story... you can't please anybody these days with all the liberal junk!




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