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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 07-14-2005, 02:17 PM Thread Starter
 
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Don't say this if you get pulled over...

Deputy: Man Impersonated Officer During Traffic Stop

http://www.local6.com/news/4723552/detail.html

A 21-year-old man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested and charged with impersonating a law enforcement officer after being pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.


Investigators said a sheriff's deputy stopped Joshua Williams while driving in Seminole County Wednesday.

According to a police report, Williams told the deputy he was an off-duty deputy from North Florida.

The sheriff's deputy called a police department to confirm the story and found it was false.

Williams is also charged with driving on a suspended license.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story
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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 07-14-2005, 02:23 PM
 
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The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!"
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Nice! What an arse.
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bee you are back? lol nice one
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bee you are back? lol nice one

Nah, not really, I quit posting 'em because y'all stopped reading them...I have hundreds...
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LMAO thats great...the trick to not getting a ticket is leaving your purse on teh passanger side of the car so when he asks for your DL you have to "bend over" a little to grab it
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Nah, not really, I quit posting 'em because y'all stopped reading them...I have hundreds...
well you posted way to many at one time and NO one could read them like that but one or two a day is good
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LMAO thats great...the trick to not getting a ticket is leaving your purse on teh passanger side of the car so when he asks for your DL you have to "bend over" a little to grab it
Yeah, i'm sure that'll work cuz I have a sweet sweet ass! And if the cop is a homo.
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Yeah, i'm sure that'll work cuz I have a sweet sweet ass! And if the cop is a homo.
still what you doin with a purse
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that only works if you are a hot female...
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that only works if you are a hot female...

Doesn't always work. Not all cops are hard up to see a set of hooters. Some don't like what they see or have seen far better ......or have far better at home
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Doesn't always work. Not all cops are hard up to see a set of hooters. Some don't like what they see or have seen far better ......or have far better at home
I've never got a ticket
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I've never got a ticket
You've never been pulled over in the Florida Panhandle
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post #14 of 38 (permalink) Old 07-14-2005, 04:07 PM
 
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I've never got a ticket
You will get one now!
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I've never got a ticket
do you ride a bike?
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do you ride a bike?
I'll answer for her...NO or atleast I don't think so. Maybe ride on someone elses 2 up, but I think she wants one.
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I'll answer for her...NO or atleast I don't think so. Maybe ride on someone elses 2 up, but I think she wants one.
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people know you well PG!
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people know you well PG!
yes I know I have stalkers
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yes I know I have stalkers
I just go where ever I see bOObs!
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