Some guys were kicking back at a bar after work. Dave showed up particularly late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp. Then he turned and said, "Times they are getting tough. I mean, just today, my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week! I can't believe it." His friend Bob put his hand on Dave's shoulder and said, "You think you've got it bad, she's cut me off altogether."