Not too long but worth it!!!
Two men sitting in a bar right after work and one says to the other I got to get going, the other says soon. So they have a couple more when all of the sudden the first guy pukes all down the front of himself. He tells his buddy he is in deep trouble with wife, she will kill me. The friend says wait, there is a way out of this. Just put a $20.00 bill in your shirt pocket and tell your wife someone else did this and gave you $20.00 for the dry cleaning. He said good Idea and they stayed for a few more before leaving. When he got home he was right, Standing at the door was his wife and she was livid. She asked where he had been and reeks of beer and has puke all over himself. He says Honey I can explain, We only stopped of for a few drinks and shum guy threw up all over me but he put $20.00 in my shirt pocket for the cleaning, she say's, yeah? Then why are there two $20.00 bills? He said oh I forgot he pooped my pants too!!!
, Yamaha FZ1
"Some things are just best done NEKKED"
SOFAKINGII Owner David