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The Creation of Michigan

The Creation of Michigan

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan, the most glorious place on earth. You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers,sunsets, and rolling hills. The people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Canada."




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Only cause you're in OH10!




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After dealing with Ohio residents every week for the past three years. I'm LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok I lied i love the joke



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that was AWE-some (in a Chris Farley voice).. lol.. Down with the Buckeyes.. Buck the f*ckeyes.. Today is the precursor to the real ass whooping when the Wolverines have their way with the f*ckeyes in a few weeks..
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All I have to say is GO BLUE!!!




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GO BUCKS!!! (my gf hacked my sn and put up the quote about how great michigan is ....she has a lot to learn)



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i left the webpage up with this thread opened, and she never misses a oppertunity to add something in a michigan conversation, damn michigan fans...so as soon as i walked out of the room... well u get the picture



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i left the webpage up with this thread opened, and she never misses a oppertunity to add something in a michigan conversation, damn michigan fans...so as soon as i walked out of the room... well u get the picture
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she got a kick out of me running out of gas and having to have her get some for me... my least favorite quote" are all buckeye fans dumb enough to NOT check the gas in their bike or is it a right of passage of stupidity"



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she got a kick out of me running out of gas and having to have her get some for me... my least favorite quote" are all buckeye fans dumb enough to NOT check the gas in their bike or is it a right of passage of stupidity"
That's a whole nother debate.

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Yeah, well Drepy...I have a whole nother prospective on you... you poor Ohio State fan.... but they did beat Michigan State today!




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Yeah, well Drepy...I have a whole nother prospective on you... you poor Ohio State fan.... but they did beat Michigan State today!
yeah who cares.. MSU sucks.. they gave that game away.. Michigan on the other had - SWEEEET game.. they couldn't give it away if they tried.. I really hate Penn State so that victory was sweet.. You could put the picture of Paterno's face on a visa priceless commercial after that loss - DOH!
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