Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes.
"I can never fool my wife," the first complained. "I turn off the car’s engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, undress in the bathroom, but she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."
"You've got the wrong technique," says the friend. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on my wife' s rear and ask, ‘How about a little?’ and every time, without fail, she pretends to be asleep!"
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The elevator operator, a gorgeous blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room, when the bride demanded, "Who was that woman?" "Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have enough trouble explaining you to her."
Last edited by bumblebee; 10-24-2005 at 10:37 AM.