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Stupidity in the news!

Ok so I'm going to start another great thread here on TWF. Let's keep this one updated... I'll start out with a bunch of them...

'Dumb' Tattoo Leads To Bank Robbery Suspect

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Haha, ok, heres one from the bottom of your dumb tattoo page:

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Can we say OUCH!!




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Swordfish kills fisherman in freak accident

A fisherman from Langkawi was killed when a todak (swordfish) flew out of the water and stabbed him in his right eye last Saturday night

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Swordfish kills fisherman in freak accident

A fisherman from Langkawi was killed when a todak (swordfish) flew out of the water and stabbed him in his right eye last Saturday night

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Preacher gets punched in the face


Looks like this guy didnt like the preacher and took DLIT's advice

looks like there is a video too
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Damn!! You could see the guy all bulg eyed!! Eye'in the pastor like I'll be lookin at that turkey!! Too funny!!

OK... here's another one...

This guy gets the award

Its fire proof I swear!!




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This thread could go along way.

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Preacher gets punched in the face


Looks like this guy didnt like the preacher and took DLIT's advice

looks like there is a video too

The preacher should've filed charges. This guy is a menace!

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kind of sad, but did anyone hear about the peanut butter kiss of death?



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kind of sad, but did anyone hear about the peanut butter kiss of death?

And???? C'mon Paul Harvey lets here the rest of the story.

YA THINK???
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Okay, here's my contribution, though it's not necessarily a story or news, I thought you guys would like it.... funny site!

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Okay, here's my contribution, though it's not necessarily a story or news, I thought you guys would like it.... funny site!

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That gets old and expected. still a funny site.

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How much is to much TV/radio?

Al Jessup of Beckley adjusts one of his 12 satellite dishes Saturday at his home on James Street. All 12 dishes are in working order receiving 5,000-plus radio and television stations and Jessup plans to buy his 13th soon.
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I think the ole guy has had one too many scoops of ice cream!!




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The poor man needs to get out more...
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Police: Officer used Taser in fight over soda

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Police: Officer used Taser in fight over soda
6-year veteran charged with assaulting his partner in Michigan incident

Updated: 7:17 a.m. ET Dec. 8, 2005
HAMTRAMCK, Mich. - A police officer has been charged with using a Taser on his partner during an argument over whether they should stop for a soft drink.

Ronald Dupuis, 32, was charged Wednesday with assault and could face up to three months in jail if convicted. The six-year veteran was fired after the Nov. 3 incident.

Dupuis and partner Prema Graham began arguing after Dupuis demanded she stop their car at a store so he could buy a soft drink, according to a police report.

The two then struggled over the steering wheel, and Dupuis hit her leg with his department-issued Taser, the report said. She was not seriously hurt.

Hamtramck police union lawyer Eugene Bolanowski said he expected Dupuis to hire a private lawyer.

Hamtramck is a city of 23,000 surrounded by Detroit.

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kiss'o'death the pb story goes as follows, a young man ate a peanut butter sandwhich, kissed his gf who was 15 and she turned out to be allergic to peanut butter= one helluva kiss good night



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