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Movies suck...

Hollywood wonders why they aren't selling movie tickets and blames it on piracy. I blame it on the sh*tty movies they are putting out.

I saw X-Men 3 tonight, don't bother going see it, it sucks... Well anyway, the trailers before the movie came on proves my theory. The first was a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson that is about them escorting a witness on a plane and an assassin puts a bunch of time released crates containing dangerous snakes on the plane with them. The name of the movie is, wait for it:

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!

The second movie that made me laugh is the new Fast in the Furious movie. How can they make this series even worse, throw a redneck in tokyo and make him race rice burners drift style....

Man, I could make better plots then this crap....

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haha, I saw X 3 today too. The previews were pretty hillarious. SNAKES ON A PLANE!! the whole theatre broke out laughing. I wonder if they are trying to be serious?
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Hollywood wonders why they aren't selling movie tickets and blames it on piracy. I blame it on the sh*tty movies they are putting out.

I saw X-Men 3 tonight, don't bother going see it, it sucks... Well anyway, the trailers before the movie came on proves my theory. The first was a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson that is about them escorting a witness on a plane and an assassin puts a bunch of time released crates containing dangerous snakes on the plane with them. The name of the movie is, wait for it:

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!

The second movie that made me laugh is the new Fast in the Furious movie. How can they make this series even worse, throw a redneck in tokyo and make him race rice burners drift style....

Man, I could make better plots then this crap....
Was it that bad? I was planning on going to see it with my son.

You're kidding right with the "Snakes on a Plane". The title alone sound stupid. Yeah, Fast & Furious again, I'll pass.
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I thought X3 was pretty good. I enjoy the fast and the furious movies because they make me laugh.
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You're kidding right with the "Snakes on a Plane". The title alone sound stupid. Yeah, Fast & Furious again, I'll pass.
Check this out! Snakes On A Plane

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Check this out! Snakes On A Plane
Ok, that ish is stupid. I clicked on the link but closed it out once I realized that title was real. I always thought that Samuel L was one of the hardest working actors in hollywood but cmon........... Why the [email protected] would any established actor act in a movie that appears to be BS?
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Snakes on a plane is serious, that is how messed up hollywood is from the rest of the world...

X3 had a lot of action, but none of the scenes lasted long. Battles were too quick. Everything was rushed to finish off the series, but then they still left a cliffhanger.... It was irritating. This is important if you are a big fan of X-Men, make sure you stay through the credits. An important cliffhanger scene awaits you at the very end of the credits.

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Ill be waiting on the DVD for X3

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Ill be waiting on the DVD for X3
I can't wait for it to come out on dvd...I'm going to see it today. I don't expect it to be an all out amazing movie...I just like all the hott people, action, stuff blowing up, and cool special effects!!
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Snakes on a plane is serious, that is how messed up hollywood is from the rest of the world...

X3 had a lot of action, but none of the scenes lasted long. Battles were too quick. Everything was rushed to finish off the series, but then they still left a cliffhanger.... It was irritating. This is important if you are a big fan of X-Men, make sure you stay through the credits. An important cliffhanger scene awaits you at the very end of the credits.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot about the cliffhanger at the end of the credits!!!!!!!!!! I saw it last night (and liked it) but left right after the credits started!!!! What was the cliff hanger? You can PM it to me if you don't want to spoil it.
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LOL I saw the little trailer thing Where Samuel L is like "what would you do if you were trapped on a plane with deadly snakes." LOL I can't belive anyone thought this was going to be a good moive plot.
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This is important if you are a big fan of X-Men, make sure you stay through the credits. An important cliffhanger scene awaits you at the very end of the credits.
Thanks Vol, otherwise I would have missed it.


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I don't expect it to be an all out amazing movie...I just like all the hott people, action, stuff blowing up, and cool special effects!!


And is Paul Walker in the next Fast and the Furious? Hopefully...
Movie critics are gonna have a hay day with Snakes on a Plane. It doesn't get much easier for them than that.
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Well I wanted to see a movie, its between MI3, X3, and DaVinci... any opinions? I wanted to see Xmen but thats just cuz i'm a lame fanboy
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All those movies aren't the best Crazy. I would go with X3 out of all of them though. MI3 is really lame, Tom Cruise and his crazy a** beliefs has really made me lose all respect for that idiot. Divinci tried to stick everything from the book in the movie and made it really boring, then Tom Hanks really didn't do a good job with the part and it lost all the suspense from the book. X3 is alright, it is on par with the cheesiness of the other 2 movies, so if you liked those you will be fine with this one.

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Well uma went to see X-Men III today... I'll have her post up what she thought.




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I'd been seeing the previews to "Snakes on a plane" for the longest time... I told my friends about it, and they thought it was a joke... and then they finally saw it for themselves and nearly pissed themselves laughing... hilarious!

I agree with you Vol.... movie industry gets all pissed off that people download their movies... but the way I look at the movie industry and the music industry is as follows... IF the movie you put out, is not worth my $9 + parking, then I may download it... if at that point I thought it was a good movie, I'll go see it in the theatre for the whole experience you know... otherwise, quit putting out crap!!! I give props to the wayans, who put out druggie films for potheads like their latest crap comedy "Little Man".... can't believe they keep making money on these things... same goes for the music industry though... I will download a song, if i like it... maybe ill download some other from the album, and if I like most of them... then I will buy the album!!! An mp3 is the biggest piece of crap if you analyze the actual audio frequencies you get from them... and if you know anything about compression... there is a very good reason why a song originally 25megabytes becomes a 3.14mb mp3.... ::CRINGE:: the fact that all these companies online are selling mp3s for $1, is amazing! I would never pay for that garbage....

but again I drift off on a tangent, fact is... I have yet to be impressed by a movie trailer as yet....

and PS.... F|_|CK Scientology.... written by a g'damn science fiction novellist, all these idiot ass actors and actresses fall for the belief that we are all brainwashed souls of aliens... and they pay to believe in something.... RETARDED!!! Hook me up to this machine to tell me how pure I am while I hold onto these metal rods.... wow!!! Makes me want to make my own religion and charge morons!
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X Men III : I liked it. Of course I think that 'Wolverine' is the best thing that ever happened to jeans....but overall, I thought the movie was good. I'll buy it when it comes out on dvd, for sure..
..and thanks to TWF, I stayed through the credits and watched the cliffhanger at the end....interesting!!
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In the last couple years, I havent seen many good movies from hollywood. they suck worse than communism lately.

I'm betting I could leave better plots than most of these movies floating in the toilet. hope nobody is offended but thats how I feel.
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Oh man!!! I saw it this weekend too but I didnt see the cliffhanger, can somebody PM me PUHlease??!!! I am dying here!!!

As for the movies, I saaw the Davinci Code, I really like it, very similar to Treasure Hunt or whatever, the one with Nic Cage, but I havent read the book so i dont know how it was in comparison...

saw Over the Hedge, the animated flick, that was super cute and pretty funny, one of my buddies, nyrican on the forum is now officially known as Hammy...

XM3 was okay, im with uma on the wolverine thing, ...but not quite up to par with the others I am thinking...but still worth seeing if you like XM!!
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