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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 10:11 AM Thread Starter
 
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Problem solved...

I don't understand why Congress can't get a handle on this securing of the border issue and the reconstruction of New orleans...I have the answer and I am just an old, fat and bald biker...Here it is and it is a A win, win, win, win solution:


Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Take the dirt, raise the levies in New Orleans.

Put all the perpetually unemployed New Orleans people to work digging it and take them off welfare.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Are there any other problems you would like for me to solve?

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 10:22 AM
 
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You should go into politic!
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I think we should just have a moat that's lit on fire.

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you got my vote with a solution like that. feel free to tackle any problem you see an effective solution to.
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Oh boy, not this subject again.
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I have posted this at various places before, but this is my Modest Proposal...

Instead of giving these ghetto baby factories welface checks, we pay them to have babies for the government. We then take the babies to a processing plant for fattening and slaughter. We use this cheap source of food to feed the poor population in this country.

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I have posted this at various places before, but this is my Modest Proposal...

Instead of giving these ghetto baby factories welface checks, we pay them to have babies for the government. We then take the babies to a processing plant for fattening and slaughter. We use this cheap source of food to feed the poor population in this country.

Didn't Idi Amin try that???
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I have posted this at various places before, but this is my Modest Proposal...

Instead of giving these ghetto baby factories welface checks, we pay them to have babies for the government. We then take the babies to a processing plant for fattening and slaughter. We use this cheap source of food to feed the poor population in this country.

YUM, human flesh. Jeffrey Dahmer would be so proud of you for that suggestion.
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Didn't Idi Amin try that???
I stole the basic idea from an old short story titled "A Modest Proposal."

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great plan Bee!! I'm going to start a fan club for you
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I like your idea Bee.




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John Stewart had a great line back when Mexico was planning on legalizing all drugs. He had a nice diagram to show what he was talking about. He stated that since Mexico was legalizing all narcotics, there would be an influx of drugged out non-working idiots crossing down into mexico, getting lost, wandering around in the desert, and eventually ending up in the gulf... all while hard working mexicans cross into the US and add to the GDP....

I wont say much else on this topic, because it was previously discussed, and I'm tired of talking about it.
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John Stewart had a great line back when Mexico was planning on legalizing all drugs. He had a nice diagram to show what he was talking about. He stated that since Mexico was legalizing all narcotics, there would be an influx of drugged out non-working idiots crossing down into mexico, getting lost, wandering around in the desert, and eventually ending up in the gulf... all while hard working mexicans cross into the US and add to the GDP....

I wont say much else on this topic, because it was previously discussed, and I'm tired of talking about it.

That would cure our over population problems with all the drug users here in america. WOuld probably take 1/2 of our country. I likey.
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Bee if you run for president I'll vote for you.
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Bee if you run for president I'll vote for you.

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