What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?**
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?**
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?**
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?**
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?**
One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?**
Why is air a lot like sex?**
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?**
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?**
100 people who don't do dick.
How did the tugboat get AIDs?**
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What's the definition of eternity?**
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?**
How is sex like a game of bridge?**
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?** Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?**
It's not hard...