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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old 10-06-2004, 03:18 AM Thread Starter
 
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Are you Canadian?

As a Canadian, you have to be extra vigilant. There are a lot of
impostors out there. If you suspect that someone is falsely trying to pass
themselves off as a Canadian, make the following statement - and then
carefully note their reaction:

"Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the
beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the
duplex.I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted
everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave
me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields
and a touque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything,
calling me a "s*&t disturber" and what not. What could I say,
except,"Sorry, Eh!"


I guess Im not canadian, cuz I understood about 1/4 that statement I got the mountie part, and the skidoo, and the SOL...

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All I have to say is and with all of that!




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hell ya i'm canadian, and i understood every word. In fact that happened to me last weekend, how did you find out?
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Yah shoore eh?!
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hell ya i'm canadian, and i understood every word. In fact that happened to me last weekend, how did you find out?
JUst a lucky find on the net! So you care to translate that for us ..
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JUst a lucky find on the net! So you care to translate that for us ..

Yes...Please translate it for us. I have no clue what I just read.
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Just one thing to ask of the Canadian - Please send more Labatt Blue and Molson - we are having a major beer emergency here and I will soon be forced to drink that ****ty american beer - PLEASE HELP, eh. lol.. I love Labby Blue and Molson.
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Just one thing to ask of the Canadian - Please send more Labatt Blue and Molson - we are having a major beer emergency here and I will soon be forced to drink that ****ty american beer - PLEASE HELP, eh. lol.. I love Labby Blue and Molson.

You ever have that Molson XXX ? Damn!! talk about a kick in arse!!!!

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You ever have that Molson XXX ? Damn!! talk about a kick in arse!!!!

I have tried it and love it. I need to get some more or take a trip up tehr to get some. Lets go for a short ride Matt.
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"Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the
beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the
duplex.I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted
everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave
me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields
and a touque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything,
calling me a "s*&t disturber" and what not. What could I say,
except,"Sorry, Eh!"

Ok, here goes

last night i cashed my employment insurance cheque and went to buy a 12 oz bottle of canadian club (rye whiskey) at the liquor store, but my skidoo got stuck in the marsh on my way back to the apartment. i was trying to get around a deer, you see. damn helicopter melted everything. Then a cop snuck up behind me in an unmarked car and gave me a driving while impaired. I was ***** out of luch, sitting there in my long johns and knitted hat at the time. And the cop he being a d!ck and alling me a "***** disturber" and what not. what could i say, except "sorry eh!"


There i tried my best. Any other canadians on here, if i left anything out speak up.
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Ewe up dere in da norf tawk weerd.
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I need to go to canadian ebonics class!!
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Forget the translation just send the beer - I am parched.
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post #15 of 44 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 12:04 PM
 
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motorcycle show for canadians eh

I don't know how far Newcastle is from TO but on Dec 3-5 there is a bike show in TO at the convention center, atleast thats where I think it is.







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hell ya i'm canadian, and i understood every word. In fact that happened to me last weekend, how did you find out?
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i'll be there with bells on
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I understood a lot of that. Probably more then half. Scary because I'm not from Canada unless maybe I'm part because of all the Blue I drink. Hmmmmmmmmm. Don't know why I just told you all that. Yes I do...because I'm a
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I understood a lot of that. Probably more then half. Scary because I'm not from Canada unless maybe I'm part because of all the Blue I drink. Hmmmmmmmmm. Don't know why I just told you all that. Yes I do...because I'm a

maybe we should change your tag line to canadian post whore..
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maybe we should change your tag line to canadian post whore..
Hell no. I'm from the Big D. Detroit Rock City. Don't you or anyone else around here forget it!!! LOL. You're right though, I have been quite the post whore today.
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Hell no. I'm from the Big D. Detroit Rock City. Don't you or anyone else around here forget it!!! LOL. You're right though, I have been quite the post whore today.

detroit rock city..best KISS song ever...u got the best of all worlds there man..from the D, and in WOS !
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