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Your a poser if....

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#1 ·
You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati.
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.
 
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#9 ·
You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati.
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.
:rofl: I have a buddy who brings his laptop home from work in the saddle bags of his Vulcan.
 
#11 ·
Good post. I have to agree that some Ducati guys are hard-core, although I would never buy one.

Real men don't need rain gear, it's just water. :wink:

What's wrong with leathers matching? I don't have matching leathers, but if you're going to get some why not get ones that match? It's one thing to worry more about being seen riding than actually riding, but if you have a choice between leathers that match and leathers that don't, why not get ones that match (all alse being equal)? It's not like you DON'T want to look good when you're riding.

What if you have to take a laptop to work? Then you either have to ride with it in you bag or you can't ride to work.
 
#35 ·
-All your leathers match.

- You don't own a rain suit.


YES THEY MATCH, its a 2 peice suit... i wouldnt buy two diff colors.

I ride in leather in the rain... gives it a chance to form fit better...haha.

on the wathcing your reflection--- ARE YOU GUILTY FOR DOING IT IF YOUR ONLY LOOKING AT THE BIKE NOT YOURSELF????
 
#39 ·
-All your leathers match.

well of course they match, and so does my helmet, and they ALL match my bikes!!!

- You don't own a rain suit.

Who's afraid of a lil rain, it builds character!!! (At least thats what I kept telling myself the other day!! :wink: )

-spend more time on TWF than on 2 wheels...

I used to, but now they are sending out APBs on me, ack!!! I am missing my TWF!!!

I must be a poser ince i meet some of those requirements...but does the fact that i NEVER wash my bike cancel out all those others?? :lol: Seriously, I bought it months ago and she just got her first detail!!

Dirt, like rain, builds character!!! :lol:
 
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