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View Poll Results: Boxers, Briefs, Commando... Banana Hammock?
Boxers 11 39.29%
Briefs 2 7.14%
Banana Hammock 3 10.71%
Commando 6 21.43%
Duct Tape 2 7.14%
Tater's whore of an ex-wife's elephant sized diaphram. 4 14.29%
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post #1 of 94 (permalink) Old 08-26-2007, 10:16 PM Thread Starter
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Boxers, Briefs, Commando... Banana Hammock?

So today during my ride I had some... ummm... luggage issues... My boys kept becoming binded, I sat on them, when I moved my ass off the seat and back on, I'd pinch them... This is always an issue, however today it seemed worse than ever...

I go commando all the time and riding is no different... I was thinking maybe some tighty whiteys would help, but I have not worn those since I was six so I am unaware of how much support they provide to the grown-up package... regardless of how pathetic it may be.

Let me know the deal guys... Answers from those who have tried various options would be most beneficial...

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The manly name for spandex

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The manly name for spandex
Ah... Now I know wtf he's talking about...

So they hold your luggage well AND make you feel sexy... Awesome.
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Thats what I said when I was told about em
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DUDES- I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!! You guys need to try running shorts- you know the gay looking short ones you see at a track meet... they have a liner that supports the twins but they breathe better then spandex- so everything stays nice and cool- try them- they're great.

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Try boxer briefs... I can't stand them, cause they ride up your leg...






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two words. DUCT TAPE. just be damned sure to shave BEFORE applying or you will be waxing when it comes off.
failing that, briefs are very good at keeping jim & the twins comfortable.

wtf is a banana hammock? thong?
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banana hammock.... think of posing trunks. Like a body builder!




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If I HAVE to wear something(going to the doctor,wearing leathers,etc) then boxer/briefs or biker shorts are the only way to go!

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I am glad I don't have problems like this LOL.
You poor guys!!! And before anyone says anything...sportsbras FTW!
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Compression shorts. You wont regret buying em
(Chris swears by em).... Also, Under Armour boxer briefs... not quite as tight as compression gear, but apparently keeps everything supported and cool/dry.
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And before anyone says anything...sportsbras FTW!
FL roads SUCK... Sportsbras are a necessary evil on long rides..
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boxer breifs or compression shorts
There's a certain degree of humor when I clicked on "new posts" and saw

"Boxers, Briefs, Commando... Banana Hammock?" followed by (last post) Drewpy.
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