Damn. I was making a joke. I listening to a "Larry the Cable Guy" song when I thought of the chaps.
It goes (To the tune of 1st Noel)...
"The first Queer Santy Clause, wore red leather chaps. And a pair of white shorty shorts with a hole in the back"
I did get to find out that the waterproof liner works today. It poored on me.