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06-21-2006 09:40 AM
zzrrider Made me laugh...just sitting a work wishing I was riding.
06-08-2006 02:45 AM
jeeps84
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Originally Posted by R1up0n1
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?**
Palm Sunday.
That is just wrong!
06-05-2006 12:57 PM
R1up0n1
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Originally Posted by DLITALIEN
He just received the first annual DLITALIEN post whore award for doing that and getting the news cued up on time.
06-05-2006 12:51 PM
DLIT
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Originally Posted by R1up0n1
yeah he is good at that. He goes in so early for the news station....so he has nothing to do but pull up old threads between news shootings.
He just received the first annual DLITALIEN post whore award for doing that and getting the news cued up on time.
06-05-2006 12:50 PM
R1up0n1
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Originally Posted by VolEngineer
marko gets on early in the morning and post whores in old threads eliminating any chance for anyone to see anything new from last night in the current thread box.
yeah he is good at that. He goes in so early for the news station....so he has nothing to do but pull up old threads between news shootings.
06-05-2006 12:49 PM
Trip
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Originally Posted by R1up0n1
I just posted it up late last night, I guess it got stuck on the bottom of the thread stack.
marko gets on early in the morning and post whores in old threads eliminating any chance for anyone to see anything new from last night in the current thread box.
06-05-2006 12:48 PM
R1up0n1
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Originally Posted by VolEngineer
This is the best part
06-05-2006 12:46 PM
Knight yeah those are funny.
06-05-2006 12:45 PM
Trip
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Originally Posted by R1up0n1
doesn't anyone else think this is funny?
This is the best part
06-05-2006 12:45 PM
R1up0n1
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Originally Posted by DLITALIEN
I've seen those before. But yes, they're funny. This is the first time I've seen this post.
I just posted it up late last night, I guess it got stuck on the bottom of the thread stack.
06-05-2006 12:44 PM
DLIT I've seen those before. But yes, they're funny. This is the first time I've seen this post.
06-05-2006 12:42 PM
R1up0n1 doesn't anyone else think this is funny?
06-04-2006 11:36 PM
R1up0n1
Adult Riddles [NWS]



Adult Riddles

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?**
Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?**
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?**
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?**
Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?**
One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?**
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?**
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?**
Because Janet Reno is her real father.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?**
100 people who don't do dick.

How did the tugboat get AIDs?**
It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Define "Egghead:**
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What's the definition of eternity?**
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?**
Palm Sunday.

How is sex like a game of bridge?**
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?** Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?**
It's not hard...

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