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Brizz 06-20-2007 07:01 AM

A mans wish
 
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Rider 06-20-2007 07:08 AM

:lol:

papapoi 06-20-2007 07:32 AM

:lol: Yeah....i think a bridge would be easier to...

Mutag 06-20-2007 07:38 AM

:rofl:

devilstonic 06-20-2007 07:46 AM

:baha:...good one!

TaintedLove 06-20-2007 08:57 AM

:baha:

PlayfulGod 06-20-2007 09:02 AM

:slol:

naldge 06-20-2007 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilstonic (Post 378556)
:baha:...good one!


:iagree: :lol:

1hottbikechic 06-20-2007 02:58 PM

This is really cute! It's so true :)

ceo012384 06-20-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1hottbikechic (Post 378802)
This is really cute! It's so true :)

At least she's honest :lol:

good one :rofl:


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