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bumblebee 12-10-2004 12:40 PM

Why I love mini-skirts!!
 
OK it is Friday afternoon, 75 degrees, clear blue sunny skies so I only have time for a Quickie before I saddle up and ride!! Here goes

In a big city at a crowded busy bus stop there was a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Still, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile at the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her in line picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic, turned to the would-be good Samaritan, and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”

hondaguy 12-10-2004 12:43 PM

We could have done without the rubbin it in about riding today. :wink:

GSXR1000DJ 12-10-2004 12:43 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one there Bee. :dthumb:

Captain Morgan 12-10-2004 01:03 PM

Now THAT one, I liked. :lol:

Gas Man 12-10-2004 01:33 PM

I'm with ya Capt....I liked that one!! I wish I was the Texan!!! :D




GSXR1000DJ 12-10-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man
I'm with ya Capt....I liked that one!! I wish I was the Texan!!! :D


Your 2 short to be a texan. LOL You have to be atleast 5'5". :lol:

Gas Man 12-10-2004 01:53 PM

NOT FUNNY!!! At least I'm not as short as you Mr. 5'4" :lol:




GSXR1000DJ 12-10-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man
NOT FUNNY!!! At least I'm not as short as you Mr. 5'4" :lol:


I think you got me and Matt mixed up there for a second. I am almost 6' tall. Matt is shorter. LOL :lol:

Gas Man 12-10-2004 03:18 PM

Yeah, well you deserved it...calling me 5'5"...COME ON NOW!! I'm like 5'7.5" Hey every bit counts!! :D




3BoyzNaBike 12-10-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man
Yeah, well you deserved it...calling me 5'5"...COME ON NOW!! I'm like 5'7.5" Hey every bit counts!! :D

Hey like they say, it's not the size of the package it's what's inside that counts!! :dthumb:


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