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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,would
you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had
two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates
would be your choice?


Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES,
you just killed Beethoven.



Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...


Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic



And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of
us in line.
 

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That's actually a good one!!
 

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double2000r6 said:
All my posts are good cornlicker..

I was thinkin of different term..but :wink: :lol: :lol: just pickin on ya bro!
 

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idk about this either it isnt true or i am to proud to admit people arfe like that :2cents:
 

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Good one MP. I like that part about our Congress. :dthumb: Makes me so happy I am voting for the best ppl in there. :dthumb:
 
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