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Since MP got me in the mood......(ahhh that sounds real bad :lol: )

Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
Victor: Aw, Mom do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
Victor: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and you're the Principal



Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
They're called "Predickamints!"



and of course gotta be a groaner:
Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
Since MP got me in the mood......(ahhh that sounds real bad :lol: )
I usually have that effect on women. Sorry ladies I am a one woman man - I know you all want me but I am sorry I am taken.. lol..

All good jokes Carrie... MP approves! :pat:
 

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:cheers: I am always being told to not take all night. :bash: ... :lol: :lol:
 

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Funny :)

here's one:

I heard Michael Jackson is in the hospital again....

lol better not finish that joke...
 

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GSXR750DJ said:
:cheers: I am always being told to not take all night. :bash: ... :lol: :lol:

OH geez, where are my hip boots !!!! :here:
 

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twisty said:
I perfer quickies.... :lol: Anything longer that 15mins is a waste
:withstupi She gets on and I get on...both happy!! Why do you need to spend more time!!! :lol: :flush:
 

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is this a porn forum now ??? :wink:
 

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bulldogdefensivetacl said:
is this a porn forum now ??? :wink:

i havent seen a good porn in a long time :sob: :pat:
 

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twisty said:
I perfer quickies.... :lol: Anything longer that 15mins is a waste

15 minutes?!?!?!?!?! WOW thats some stamina! It may only be 30 seconds, but I tell her its the best 30 seconds of her life! :here:
 
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