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CALLAWAY, Fla. - Two Florida teens dubbed, "America's Dumbest Criminals" by Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force, are in jail on drug charges.

According to police, 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes returned home to find they had been burglarized and promptly called police to report that 1/4 pound of marijuana, which they had intended to sell, had been stolen.

A consensual search of their apartment by detectives produced several marijuana stems and paraphernalia. Both are being held on $17,500.00 bond.


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:lol: I'm sure this will make Jay Leno's joke line....he loves dumb criminals... :wtf:
 

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:rofl: OMG you have got to be kidding. How can someone be so dumb! "Umm yes officer... I want to report a missing crackpipe as well. I used it this morning while the crackhoes were here and now it is gone.....OH and my wallet too" :lol: :screwy:
 

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Oh well, Darwin will eventually catch up to them. :lol:
 

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Its these ppl that make th news worth watching. :dthumb:
 

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Sunshine state?!?!? Florida is where all the retirees go! It's like God's waiting room!!!
 

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:wtf: :lols: That has got to be the funniest thing I have heard today. To actually think that someone would call the cops and pretty much turn themselves in for drug usage is just insane... and they didnt even get the drugs back :lol:
 
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