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As a Canadian, you have to be extra vigilant. There are a lot of
impostors out there. If you suspect that someone is falsely trying to pass
themselves off as a Canadian, make the following statement - and then
carefully note their reaction:

"Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the
beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the
duplex.I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted
everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave
me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields
and a touque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything,
calling me a "s*&t disturber" and what not. What could I say,
except,"Sorry, Eh!"


I guess Im not canadian, cuz I understood about 1/4 that statement :rolleyes: I got the mountie part, and the skidoo, and the SOL...
 

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All I have to say is :sorry: and :luck: with all of that! :lol:
 

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hell ya i'm canadian, and i understood every word. In fact that happened to me last weekend, how did you find out?
 

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DAN DUBEAU said:
hell ya i'm canadian, and i understood every word. In fact that happened to me last weekend, how did you find out?
JUst a lucky find on the net! ;) So you care to translate that for us .. :D
 

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JUst a lucky find on the net! ;) So you care to translate that for us .. :D

Yes...Please translate it for us. I have no clue what I just read. :lol:
 

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Just one thing to ask of the Canadian - Please send more Labatt Blue and Molson - we are having a major beer emergency here and I will soon be forced to drink that ****ty american beer - PLEASE HELP, eh. lol.. I love Labby Blue and Molson.
 

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Just one thing to ask of the Canadian - Please send more Labatt Blue and Molson - we are having a major beer emergency here and I will soon be forced to drink that ****ty american beer - PLEASE HELP, eh. lol.. I love Labby Blue and Molson.

You ever have that Molson XXX ? Damn!! talk about a kick in arse!!!! :eek:
 

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You ever have that Molson XXX ? Damn!! talk about a kick in arse!!!! :eek:

I have tried it and love it. I need to get some more or take a trip up tehr to get some. Lets go for a short ride Matt. :D
 

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"Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the
beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the
duplex.I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted
everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave
me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields
and a touque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything,
calling me a "s*&t disturber" and what not. What could I say,
except,"Sorry, Eh!"

Ok, here goes

last night i cashed my employment insurance cheque and went to buy a 12 oz bottle of canadian club (rye whiskey) at the liquor store, but my skidoo got stuck in the marsh on my way back to the apartment. i was trying to get around a deer, you see. damn helicopter melted everything. Then a cop snuck up behind me in an unmarked car and gave me a driving while impaired. I was sh!t out of luch, sitting there in my long johns and knitted hat at the time. And the cop he being a d!ck and alling me a "sh!t disturber" and what not. what could i say, except "sorry eh!"


There i tried my best. Any other canadians on here, if i left anything out speak up.
 

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I need to go to canadian ebonics class!! :D
 

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motorcycle show for canadians eh

I don't know how far Newcastle is from TO but on Dec 3-5 there is a bike show in TO at the convention center, atleast thats where I think it is.







DAN DUBEAU said:
hell ya i'm canadian, and i understood every word. In fact that happened to me last weekend, how did you find out?
 

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I understood a lot of that. Probably more then half. Scary because I'm not from Canada unless maybe I'm part because of all the Blue I drink. Hmmmmmmmmm. Don't know why I just told you all that. Yes I do...because I'm a :whore: :whore: :whore:
 

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I understood a lot of that. Probably more then half. Scary because I'm not from Canada unless maybe I'm part because of all the Blue I drink. Hmmmmmmmmm. Don't know why I just told you all that. Yes I do...because I'm a :whore: :whore: :whore:

maybe we should change your tag line to canadian post whore.. :lol: :lol:
 

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maybe we should change your tag line to canadian post whore.. :lol: :lol:
Hell no. I'm from the Big D. Detroit Rock City. Don't you or anyone else around here forget it!!! LOL. You're right though, I have been quite the post whore today.
 

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Hell no. I'm from the Big D. Detroit Rock City. Don't you or anyone else around here forget it!!! LOL. You're right though, I have been quite the post whore today.

detroit rock city..best KISS song ever...u got the best of all worlds there man..from the D, and in WOS !
 
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