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Umm, oops?
 

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Someone in a near-by house is throwing a fit b/c they have GT4 just sitting there, but can't play b/c they have no power. :lol:
 

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Ooooppppsss!!

"Officer, I swear the pole jumped out in front of me!!!"
 

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All you had to say was "Army" and I believed it..

LOL Thanks. I am thinking I have seen more of this type of thing from Marines. :lol:
 

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LOL Thanks. I am thinking I have seen more of this type of thing from Marines. :lol:
Don't mess with the Marines there doughboy.. Army is last in first killed.. Marines usually have to clean up their stinking mess - like this shyt.. Who does the president choose to guard him? The embassys? I thought so. Pipe down Ranger boy. Besides the Rangers the Army is just to offset the mighty force of the Marines - otherwise we would be untouchable.. lol..
 

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OMG...I nearly pi$$ed myself from laughing so hard at this. Thanks for the good laugh. And the best part is that we train all those Marines to do that job the right way. LOL :lol: :lol:
 

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Well listen here you 2... that is all BS :flush: the real me are in the navy... come you seen TOP GUN!! Besides, what's better than being a seamen!! :lol:
 

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Well listen here you 2... that is all BS :flush: the real me are in the navy... come you seen TOP GUN!! Besides, what's better than being a seamen!! :lol:
"Hey man, we coulda had 'em!!"

"I will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! Now, lets go play some volley ball." :rofl:
 

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"From now on, you will speak only when
spoken to, and the first word out of your mouth
will be, sir! Do you maggots understand that?"

"Listen up, herd. You maggots had better start looking like
United States Marine Corps recruits. Do not think
for one second that you are Marines. You just
dropped by to pick up a set of dress blues. Am I
right, ladies?"

"You little scumbag. I got your name. I got
your ass. You will not laugh. You will not cry.
You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you.
Get up!"

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will
be a minister of death, praying for war. And
proud. Until that day you are pukes, you are
scumbags, you are the lowest term of life on
Earth. You are not even human. You people are
nothing but a lot of little pieces of amphibian
****."

"Private Pyle, the doctors have certified
you as a fatbody. With those tits on you you
belong in Playboy. You will receive half-portions
at all meals and no deserts, potatoes, bread, jam
or butter! Is that clear?"

"You make me want to vomit, scumbag. You
goddamn heathen. You better sound off that you
love the Virgin Mary or I'm going to stomp your
guts out."
 

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:sorry: :jacked:

CHOKE YOURSELF!!

NO NUMB NUTS WITH MY HAND!

YOU DISCUSTING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF SH$T. IF GOD WANTED YOU TO RIDE A SPORTBIKE FAST HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS TO RIDE FAST! YOU LOOK LIKE 150 POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLE GUM.

YOU AND YOUR BIKE ARE SO UGLY THEY COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTER PIECE.


Not directed at anyone, just couldn't resist. Full Metal Jacket is probably the
best first half of a movie there ever was. :pat: :2cents:

:tt: Right now the jar heads, doughboys, seamen, and flyboys (this includes the ladies doing their duty as well) are living and dieing side by side in over 150 different countries around the world. Soap box dismounted. :bthorse:

F4i
 

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f4ilapper said:
:sorry: :jacked:

CHOKE YOURSELF!!

NO NUMB NUTS WITH MY HAND!

YOU DISCUSTING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF SH$T. IF GOD WANTED YOU TO RIDE A SPORTBIKE FAST HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS TO RIDE FAST! YOU LOOK LIKE 150 POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLE GUM.

YOU AND YOUR BIKE ARE SO UGLY THEY COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTER PIECE.


Not directed at anyone, just couldn't resist. Full Metal Jacket is probably the
best first half of a movie there ever was. :pat: :2cents:

:tt: Right now the jar heads, doughboys, seamen, and flyboys (this includes the ladies doing their duty as well) are living and dieing side by side in over 150 different countries around the world. Soap box dismounted. :bthorse:

F4i

Amen. I just couldn't resist getting DJ all rev'd up.. lol.. And Ranger boy took the bait like a blue gill that hadn't eaten for a week..
 

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GSXR750DJ said:
OMG...I nearly pi$$ed myself from laughing so hard at this. Thanks for the good laugh. And the best part is that we train all those Marines to do that job the right way. LOL :lol: :lol:

Jarheads!!! :tt: :lol: DJ, I thought they taught u guys how to drive those!

(and yes everyone, thats an inside joke for DJ)
 

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Gas Man said:
Well listen here you 2... that is all BS :flush: the real me are in the navy... come you seen TOP GUN!! Besides, what's better than being a seamen!! :lol:
exactly..damn straight gas man!! the real men are at sea !!! :pat: but i'll pretend I didnt read that last part!! :smash:
 

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Amen. I just couldn't resist getting DJ all rev'd up.. lol.. And Ranger boy took the bait like a blue gill that hadn't eaten for a week..

:lol: I knew you were messing with me. :dthumb:


Jarheads!!! DJ, I thought they taught u guys how to drive those!

(and yes everyone, thats an inside joke for DJ)
Thanks Matthew.
 
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