OK, Here we go with the bad joke of the day;
The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guiness's turn. He orders a soda. "Why didn't you order a Guiness?" everyone asks. "Nah," Guiness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
And now, the badder joke of the day;
Two eggs, a bagel and a sausage walk into a bar. "Bartender, my friends and I would like a cold one," says one of the eggs. "Sorry," the barman replies. "We don't serve breakfast."
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Hey! Have a good day!
The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guiness's turn. He orders a soda. "Why didn't you order a Guiness?" everyone asks. "Nah," Guiness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
And now, the badder joke of the day;
Two eggs, a bagel and a sausage walk into a bar. "Bartender, my friends and I would like a cold one," says one of the eggs. "Sorry," the barman replies. "We don't serve breakfast."
These were brought to you by people who just don't care anymore!!
Hey! Have a good day!