[bumblebee]

OK, Here we go with the bad joke of the day;

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guiness's turn. He orders a soda. "Why didn't you order a Guiness?" everyone asks. "Nah," Guiness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."


And now, the badder joke of the day;


Two eggs, a bagel and a sausage walk into a bar. "Bartender, my friends and I would like a cold one," says one of the eggs. "Sorry," the barman replies. "We don't serve breakfast."


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Hey! Have a good day!

 

[fatburg]

:skep: hmmmm

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

 

[Need4Speed]

hhmm..me thinks we might should consider some kinda joke thread so these all stick together..kinda like a thought for the day, or joke of the day...

 

[bumblebee]

hhmm..me thinks we might should consider some kinda joke thread so these all stick together..kinda like a thought for the day, or joke of the day...

OK!! SO WHERE YOU GONNA PUT THIS ONE HUH?????????

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

 

[Need4Speed]

OK!! SO WHERE YOU GONNA PUT THIS ONE HUH?????????

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

:flush: :lol: :lol:

 

[ShanMan14]

:skep: :disapp:

 

[fatburg]

Ahh :lol: that is a good one. And umm, I believe there is a joke thread already isn't there?

 

[Need4Speed]

Ahh :lol: that is a good one. And umm, I believe there is a joke thread already isn't there?

like 2 or 3 of em so far...eh, its all good..too many pages gets to be to hard to look thru sometimes anyways..

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

First man walks into the bar...the second one ducks.

:lol: :smash:

Soor. I though this was the really bad joke thread. :thumbs:

 

[Need4Speed]

First man walks into the bar...the second one ducks.

:lol: :smash:

Soor. I though this was the really bad joke thread. :thumbs:

im gonna create you ur own bad joke thread and lock in there forever, for that one.. :smash:

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

im gonna create you ur own bad joke thread and lock in there forever, for that one.. :smash:

Sweet...I get my own thread. Do I have to reply to my self also. Well...atleast I know I won't be the first(Matt) or the second(Chris) to quote myself. :lol: :dthumb: