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Well seeing as there is nothing better to do up here in DEE-troit might as well get drunk.. Here is some food (or drink if you prefer) for thought..

Beer Theories....
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this
beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

-- Babe Ruth

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools.

-- Ernest Hemingway



When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-- Paul Hornung





24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

-- H.L. Mencken



When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- George Bernard Shaw



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

-- Benjamin Franklin



Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.

-- Dave Barry



Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.

-- W.C. Fields



Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

-- Professor Irwin Corey




To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!

-- Leo Durocher

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
 

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:lol: I just sent that to all my friends.
One of my friends told me once when I was sick..."Now, you know the doctor told you to drink clear liquids right?" and of course..."Yea..." so she said.."Well, last time I checked, beer was a clear liquid so get your ass out here."
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BikesR4Girls said:
:lol: I just sent that to all my friends.
One of my friends told me once when I was sick..."Now, you know the doctor told you to drink clear liquids right?" and of course..."Yea..." so she said.."Well, last time I checked, beer was a clear liquid so get your ass out here."
:lol:
So is vodka and much more effective...
 
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