Got this in a email... I LOVE IT!!!!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York"
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not
heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
'interference' in their
affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good
ole boys;' we
will never 'interfere' again.
2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where
they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are
If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back
6) "The US will make a strong effort to become
energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting
energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries
$10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
the world, we
will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever,
rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what
we give them
is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE." "Now, isn't that a winner
of a plan?"
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and
'You want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above, forward it to friends...If
not, and I would
be amazed, DELETE it!!